![]() 04/10/2016 at 22:34 • Filed to: G'Night Wagon | ![]() | ![]() |
THIS is my last post of the night. How about an All Electric G-Wagon? Zero Emissions = ZeroG-Wagon! Or give it more instant torque than the V12 in battery power and call it the 1G-Wagon! Or make an AMG exclusive version like the GT and call it the AMG-Wagon!! Or, make a Wrangler fighter version and call it the G-lite Wagon (or GLTE in order to fit the GL-nomenclature)! Then give that Wrangler fighter awesome connectivity and call it the 4GLTE-Wagon!!!!!
OK I’m done...
WIFI-Wagon!!
Seriously now, Bye Felicia!
![]() 04/10/2016 at 22:38 |
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Make it 75% less expensive. That would help.
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You are in the market for a GLTE then. You can upgrade to 4GLTE for only $25 a month more!
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An electric G-Wagon would probably sell ridiculously well to be honest. Rich socialites don’t drive far.
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But will it roam?
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This is the real ZeroG Wagon
Ok. I know it’s a van and not a wagon. It’s the closest thing I could find.
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A Hydrogen model could probably foam with the right additives. You buy now?!
![]() 04/10/2016 at 22:46 |
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It’s like a depressed, middle-aged Nyan Cat...
![]() 04/10/2016 at 22:55 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA. That’s fantastic.
![]() 04/10/2016 at 23:05 |
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An edition that comes with a formal apology for introducing the 25 year law. Call it the G-we’re-sorry-wagen.
![]() 04/10/2016 at 23:17 |
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Actual G wagon idea! A long wheelbase G600 with a S600 V12 and no garish AMG shit.
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Alphabet learning tool built into nav: ABCDEFG-Wagen!
Driving to mildly inappropriate movie: PG-Wagen!
James Bond has one that blows stuff up: RPG-Wagen!
Roleplaying game built into nav: RPG-Wagen also!
Reviewed on Top Gear: TG-Wagen!
Stereo only plays songs in G: Key of G-Wagen!
Preloaded with Roald Dalh audiobook: The BFG-Wagen!
I could go all day.
![]() 04/11/2016 at 00:20 |
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Only the real off road ones are good, the rest can go fuck themselves.
![]() 04/11/2016 at 08:09 |
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G-whiz...
![]() 04/11/2016 at 13:18 |
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Came here to say this. Perfect for LA traffic. Lots of torque, no need for (as much) range. The typical buyer has other vehicles anyway if they need one for road trips.